BED BUG BASTARDS!

Bed Bug Bastards!

Bed Bug Bastards!

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They're lurking in the mattress. You could be feeling itchy as hell until it's way too late. These little bastards {are{ tough to get rid of|will keep coming back.

  • Stay calm!
  • Grab some insecticide.
  • {Bed bugs can be defeated.

These Fucking Bed Bugs Are Killing Me

These damn those shitty these bloodsuckers are making my life a living hell. I've tried everything! We've scrubbed this place like crazy, bought everybug spray under the sun, andthey keep coming back.

  • My skin burns like crazy with these bites.
  • Itchy welts.
  • I can'trelax anymore.

I'm about to lose it. Help me!

I'm So Fucked, I Have Bed Bugs

Dude, my existence just became rock bottom. You know that creeping, crawling horrible feeling you get when you think about bed bugs? Yeah, well, guess who's dealing with it? This terrible and I don't know what to begin. My apartment is overrun with these little bloodsuckers and they're making my skin crawl. I've tried everything - diatomaceous earth, bug spray, sleeping in the bathtub - but nothing seems to work. I feel like I'm on the verge of a breakdown. This is worse than that time I lost my dog. I just want these bugs gone!

Blast These Damn Bed Bugs Outta My House

Listen up, folks, I've got a serious problem. Those nasty bed bugs have decided my house is their dream vacation spot. I'm talking about bites everywhere, and the idea of them being hidden in my furniture gives me the chills.

We've tried everything, but these critters are resistant. I'm at my rope's end and I need to send them packing once and for all.

This is a here nightmare, and I need some advice. If you have any tricks on how to destroy these bloodsuckers, please, share them with me!

Fucking Hell It's a Bed Bug Apocalypse

It's getting a nightmare out there, folks. Those itchy little critters are running rampant. You can't escape them in your own home anymore. I've {seen bites on peoplethat are just plain creepy. It's enough to crawl into a bottle of whiskey. I {don’t know about you, butI’m starting to feel like we'reliving in an episode of The Walking Dead.

The Bitch Ass Bed Bug Problem

Damn little bloodsuckers, they're the worst. They just crawl in outta nowhere and ruin your whole damn sanity. You get covered in bites with these little sucking bastards. And don't even get me started on the horrible itching. It's like they take delight in torturing you.

  • You spend|You waste|You torture yourself|days, weeks, months|forever trying to exterminate these little creatures.
  • It’s a losing battle
  • Your mind breaks

Seriously, these bugs are pure evil. They're the definition of a nightmare. You just want to scream and {give up|crawl into a hole.

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